I always tell the makeup artist I want people to think they can smell me through the television set. And sometimes I steal the little bags of dirt so I can apply more when no one’s looking. (…) I steal a crossbow [from set] every year. Which is probably a felony, so I don’t know if I should be telling you that.
My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.
interracial couples are always cute
Oh my god that is so precious.
KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.
I’m sorry but
Get Well Soon Soup
I’ve been making this soup for a couple of years now. It has everything you need to feel better, sooner. It has the immediate benefits of clearing up your stuffiness for a few minutes and the added bonuses of more garlic and ginger than you could otherwise manage to eat. You can make it as clear and thin as you like or dress it up with noodles or rice. It really does make you feel better.
I make it in two steps, but you can feel free to skip the first one if you’re pressed for time. If you sick and no one is making this for you, then I’d skip the first step, throw all the ingredients in the pot, get it to boil and just get to the eating.
Serves 4, as a meal
1 large onion, sliced
10 cloves garlic, diced
3 inches fresh ginger, diced
2 stalks lemongrass, peeled and chopped
3 or 4 kefir lime leaves (I used dried)
5 mushrooms, cut in half
1 carrot, peeled and chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped
Hot pepper, to taste (I used half a ghost pepper)
1 litre vegetarian chicken stock
1 litre water
Salt, to taste
Combine all ingredients and bring to boil over high heat. Let simmer until the liquid has evaporated to about half the amount you put in, for at least 45 minutes. Taste for seasoning. Strain out liquid, smushing all the liquid out of the vegetables and set aside.
1 large carrot, peeled and chopped
1 small onion, peeled and chopped
5 cloves garlic, minced
2 inches fresh ginger, peeled and minced
1/2 pound extra firm tofu, salted and chopped
Zest and juice of one lime
1 bunch broccoli, chopped
Salt, to taste
Fresh cilantro, mint and basil, chopped
Return the hot broth to your soup pot and add the carrot, onion, garlic, ginger, tofu, mushroom, lime zest and juice. Bring back up to a boil. Once boiling, turn down to a simmer and taste for seasoning. Once the carrots are soft, add the broccoli, and whatever optional add-ins you wish, to the soup. Serve in a big bowl topped with fresh herbs and bean sprouts, lime wedges on the side.
I did a bowl with buckwheat ramen and spinach at the bottom and added water chestnuts, baby corn, red pepper and mushrooms to the pot this time around.
Optional add-in ideas
Red bell pepper
King oyster mushrooms, fried or raw
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
Re blogging for commentary mostly. How are people so ignorant? The ONLY thing you can buy w food stamps is fucking FOOD.
You can’t even buy pre prepared hot food with food stamps, like not even the kind they serve at the grocery store. U can’t buy anything but groceries. Tell me where I can input my food stamps card to go to fuckin disneyland pls
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so